Top 20 Twitter Favorites - 12.17.07

Apple Aksinya aksinya работа. плачу. работаю. снова плачу. плачу. пытаюсь работать. всё ещё. 3

Ann nearbird хочу колы, секса и новое платье.

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru самый страшный звук в серверной - тишина...

dkemper dkemper Twitter is going under the knife.

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru Лень — когда ты точно знаешь, что у тебя на компе это есть, но так лень искать, что легче скачать. ...

а меня Маша зовут... myVision @BBSoD ой к сожелению Машу довели!!!!

BBSoD BBSoD @myVision Маша?

а меня Маша зовут... myVision все мои так-называемые подруги в Москве меня заебали - пошли они все на хуй!!!

Number One numberone bash: Едет веб-мастер в поезде и слышит: < td> < /td > ... < td >< /td > ... < td >< /td > (улыбнуло) ...

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru Я не пристёгиваюсь в своей машине, потому что краш-тест 9ки гласит, что водителю п#здец в любом случае. ...

Никита Бегун ELIZIUM Пришел спам с темой «Руководство по эксплуатации человека человеком». Мне уже страшно. ...

Apple Aksinya aksinya благодаря TOP20 от @myVision я наконец прочитала, что @BBSoD влюбился! опачки : ))))

Fluffy uvicbunny playing with Fluffy. And I don't mean myself.

Paul Short paulshort If life were fair I'd be twittering from somewhere where little umbrellas in drinks are mandatory.

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru По морде будильничьей вижу - готовится, сволочь, звенеть...

basvasilich basvasilich Иногда мне кажется что мой макбук умнее меня... сука...

Никита Бегун ELIZIUM Твайумать, а я так и не ел.

Anna Volkova Neta_insane #thought выбрасывая просроченные таблетки, ловлю на мысли что и у некоторых отношений очень короткий срок годности. ...

Evan Williams ev Renewing twitter.com. (Um, yeah, I think maybe not letting it expire is a good idea.)

а меня Маша зовут... myVision любовь это нетерпение, жажда, невесомость, интимность, опознание нового, желание ...

My Social Networking User Testimonial

I wrote this testimonial as a part of the web 2.0 presentation we are doing tomorrow for the President and the Chairman of the company.

"I originally got involved into social networking for the purpose of locating long-lost friends. It was summer of 2006 and Myspace (myspace.com) was huge at the time. It gave me an opportunity to have my own private virtual high school reunion.

Since then I tried a few different social networking sites and they all had similarities but definitely were targeted towards different audiences/target market. I found Myspace to be very juvenile after a while so I decided to look elsewhere to socialize on the web. So I discovered Twitter (twitter.com). I loved it immediately for its non-committal way of blogging, aka micro-blogging (140 characters max). Twitter is a way for me to describe my state of mind, share and research helpful information, stay current on the new trends related to my life and career, and network globally. I became a twitterer in March 2007 and since then it became a part of my everyday life. My morning coffee is just not the same unless I read through the twits I missed while I was sleeping."

Phones. Future.

It's so funny to think that there used to be a time, not all that long ago, when having a mobile phone was not common. In 1997 when pagers were huge, only one person i knew had a celly. It was big and bulky, barely fit in his pocket, but boy, he was so cool for having it. It was an overpriced "chick-magnet".

I am not a jealous but a practical person, so I always thought it was cool to have a phone but in reality using the pay phone was not all that bad. They were everywhere and unlike today they were a "convenience". I think now using a pay phone would be just the opposite, incredibly inconvenient. Pay phones were gross, dirty, and smelled bad but if you had a quarter you could easily call anyone locally, long distance was another story.

When you picked up the receiver, you pushed out the thought of who else has done god-knows-what to the same device as far out of your mind as possible. One time I saw a condom pulled over the thing. I remember someone telling me that when all pay phones had the ability to be called back, they were also personal offices for prostitutes.

The phone booths were also famous for graffiti. Almost every one had phone numbers, naughty drawings, and gang signs all over. I wonder how many people actually called one of those numbers and made a decent connection, not many I presume.

I got my first cell phone in 1999, it came with a free gift of Round Table Pizza coupons and Titanic VHS. Yes those were the days. VHS! Can you believe it?

I think I had 4 phones since then and I don't have an iPhone yet but it is on my list of things to buy in 2008. It's so amazing how a big, bulky, overpriced mobile phone was "so cool" in 1997 and now the iPhone is something out of the future...

...wait a minute, this is the future and as I heard in a Spongebob episode, "Everything is chrome in the future!"

Top 20 Twitter Favorites - 12.5.07

i heart quotes iheartquotes After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru Честное слово, заебали уже со своим айфоном

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru Мне похуй на iPhone

Girlsnap babygirlxo @myVision: your new avatar kicks twitter ass

Chris Wetherell cw Walking the fine line between belief and delusion. Not easy to do sober.

Roman Y. Bogdanov brjppru Реальный п#здец это когда на вопрос "Серёга, чё вчера со мной было?" тебе приходит ссылка на youtube.

Ann nearbird обедаю бутербродом с брынзой и овощным соком. тяжелые настали времена, эхх. сейчас бы мяяяяса.

i heart quotes iheartquotes This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.

Никита Бегун ELIZIUM А я не пошел на выборы. Я буду гореть в аду?

Apple Aksinya aksinya улыбаюсь вовсю)))))))

Shafiq Jetha sjetha The best thing about Canada? Lack of smokers.

Shafiq Jetha sjetha Leaving makes me sad. Goodbyes make me sadder. :(

FanXFire FanXFire закомплексованные девушки, не верящие в свою красоту - иногда они раздражают. ...

Anna Volkova Neta_insane #feel I thought you can't love. I was wrong. You can. You just can't love me. Хорошая мысль. Правильная.

Jim Dunn jimdunn Oh dear. My wife wants a Blackberry for X-mas. We can use it to look up marriage counselors.

classx classx сегодня в маршрутке кто-то пытался через синий зуб взломать мой телефон...грубо работаете товарищи... ...

hochu_na_ruchki hochu_na_ruchki Никто не знает женщин хуже чем они сами.

Никита Бегун ELIZIUM Готовлюсь к мучительной смерти. :)

Todd Kelley toddkelley Why am i addicted to commenting on @myVision blog? STOP WRITIN' GIRL!!!

а меня Маша зовут... myVision I can be really depressed or really happy or simply realistic, being realistic and happy at the same time is a challenge however

Too Sexual?

Can a woman be too sexually persuasive? So much that it can turn a man off?

It seems to me that some men choose women who are shy and others like the flirty girls. I am sure that when picking a wife the criteria is much different than when picking a one-night stand, but even then some men contrary to enjoying a sexually aggressive woman in the bedroom don't choose to take her home to meet mom. Another man gets scared when a woman wants sex more often than him. There seems to be a delicate balance that is individual to all love affairs. There can be too much of a good thing and the key is to keep it at a level when it is just enough for both lovers.

Listen to yourself and listen to your lover. Listen to the body language. Learn to love and be loved in a a gentle and natural way. When we start thinking too much about chemistry it gets too complicated and becomes rehearsed. Sex should be natural and uninhibited. When you are with the one you are meant for, too much will be not enough, it's love after all.

Просто хотелось поделиться...

A Good Friend

What makes a good friend? What is the criteria we use to choose our circle of friends? And when does an acquaintance crosses into the friend zone?

I think we all choose our acquaintances based on our needs, primarily the need for companionship. Other unifying factors which play a role in people-choosing are common interests and character compatibility. I am using big words here but what I am trying to say is that in a friend we seek a person who can make us laugh, is not judgmental, and helpful when the times are rough. An acquaintance becomes a friend when they learn something about you that is not so pretty, and it doesn't make them turn away but instead it brings you closer together because the imperfections are what makes us and our relationships real.

A good friend is the one who will be there for you regardless of how much of a fool you made of yourself. A good friend will tell you when you are wrong but at times when you need someone to see things the way you see them, they will. A good friend will tell you it's ok even though you both know it's not, providing comfort even if only for a little while. A good friend will listen and let you cry your heart out. A good friend will go to the airport in the middle of the night in the pouring rain and pick you up when you have no other ride. A good friend will hold your head above the toilet when you are drunk. A good friend will support you when you find love, even if it's outside your marriage. A good friend will not tell your secrets even if they don't agree with keeping them. A good friend will not get mad when you choose to go on a date rather than going out with them. A good friend will tell you to shut the fuck up when you are running your mouth too much. A good friend will call you back even if you told them not to bother. A good friend will back off when you have had enough. A good friend will not hold grudges. A good friend will not get mad and there will be no reason to forgive.

We are all adults and friends are our biggest support system. Without my friends I wouldn't be me. So all my girls and all the fellas, you know who you are, this holiday season I am thankful for ya'll and I want to be to you what you are to me.